Расказать про сказку в языке "the king and the cheese"

Once a upon a time lived one king! his favorite dish was cheese. one day he asked his cooks to make a soup with out anion, but there must be a lot of cheese! that king was greedy, and cooks didn't love him. they made soup with a lot of anion! when king ate that soup, he became an dracon. the end.

First of all i want to tell you that my name is nina and i am 15. a few   words about my appearance. my height is nearly 149 cm. but i'd like to be a bit taller. well, i am not slim but  i am  not fat either.  i have a round face as everyone has, a bit long nose and big cheerful grey eyes. my skin is a bit pale but i like this fact, i don't like ruddy faces. i have no  freckles as my friend olga has. my forehead is open. i think i have a charming smile.  my hair isn't very short but it's not long either. it is  straight and  black. i think that i look like my her father. i am very active and creative, cheerful and curious. but the best thing is that i'm reliable.

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he will not write 10 stories on tuesday.he will not see russia for the environment.it will not be able to send 200 cards on thursday.he will not make 99 large cakes on sunday.