Task 5
Complete the jokes by using the correct form of the verb in brackets.

1) A: – Doctor, I’m very nervous. This is the first time I … an operation. (need) B: – Don’t worry, I feel the same. This is the first operation I … ever … . (perform)

2) A: – I … since I was two years old. (not/sing) B: – No wonder you … your voice. (lose)

3) Hairdresser: I … a lot of strange customers in my time. (have) Customer: … you ever … a man with a wooden leg? (shave) Hairdresser: No. I always use a razor.

4) A: – Your dog … a man on a bicycle. (chase) B: – Don’t be silly. My dog can’t ride a bike.

5) A: – What do you do? B: – I’m a sailor. A: – … you … on a submarine? (work) B: – No. I can’t sleep with the windows closed.

1) - Doctor, I'm very nervous. This is the first time I needed an operation.

- Don't worry, I feel the same. This is the first operation I have ever performed.

2)-  I didn't sing since I was two years old.

- No wonder you lost your voice.

3)- I had a lot of strange customers in my time.

- Have you ever shaved a man with a wooden leg?

- No. I always use a razor.

4) - Your dog chased a man on a bicycle.

- Don't be silly. My dog can't ride a bike.

5) - What do you do?

- I'm a sailor.

- Are you working on a submarine?

- No. I can't sleep with the windows closed.

1)who will be the first people,that i took him to the london!

2)the land of britons is very godd,i have

3)when i took my sister at home,my brother appeared later!

4)the fifth  century were  just great!

5)i have afraided  wild and fearless people!

6) in  the southern part of the country is very hot.

7)years passed  without progress.

8)who  got  it  little by little  nuts

9)i was told that  a powerful state  is very  rich  and  evil 

there is an old legend - how to celebrate new year, so spend it. a friend of mine in new year's eve, when all dressed snowflakes and snow maiden, he decided to dress the military, and in the spring he was taken into the army. and another friend, poisoned cookies, i remember new year's eve half-sick in the toilet, and then it all year i complained that she was sick of her husband. so do not believe in omens then. new year's eve must meet so as not to wait for the whole year and then summons the army or nauseating husband. last i was particularly afraid. and i firmly decided for myself that in this new year will be all right. there will be a good company, a small house in the winter forest, candles and a fireplace. there will be a great dressing up the christmas tree will be gifts, champagne and toasts, the laughter and the clink of glasses and in this connection, i now completely understand how the new year's eve, i, like a year ago, again pancake was among strangers on a train. now i think that the proverb "as celebrate new year - so spend it" is not quite up to date. perhaps the saying was changed to "how to meet new year - so you will meet and the next," but i was not warned about this, radishes. i do not know. but lokomotiv moscow and warsaw, where i was several hours before the new year, was is packed full of celebrating people. on the table in the coupe rolled tangerines and bubbling champagne, and this was made from living branches, a christmas tree. to achieve the effect of the holiday, i turned on the laptop some old new year's concert, and five minutes before the battle of chimes - this secretary-general in writing. new year was greeted by the ringing of glasses, guessing the desires and shouting "hurrah! " around the car.