Что значит dick flattening?

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Лол, доппио и дьяволо. респект

dick flattening дословно переводится как уплощение члена

they will have planted trees in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow в future in the past будетиметьтакойвид: they would have planted trees in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow. соответственно вопросы будут следующие:

would  they have planted trees in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

would  they have planted trees or flowers in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

who would  have planted trees in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

what would  they have planted in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

where would  they have planted trees by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

when would  they have planted trees in their garden?

what would  they have done in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow?

they would have planted trees in their garden by 7 o'clock tomorrow, wouldn’t they?  

2. was меняем на has

3. is be меняем на was

4. ate меняем на eaten

5. being меняем на be

6. is playing меняем на is being played

7. by меняем на with

8. writting меняем на written

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