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Once I went to the store. It was 8 o’clock in the evening. And suddenly from around the corner a man runs up to me and asks me to smoke. I told him that I didn’t have cigarettes, and then he took a knife from his pocket and said give soy money here. I immediately hit him from the elbow in the jaw, he fell, I wrung his arm and took the knife from him. But another drug addict attacked me from behind, I immediately got up and hit him in the head with a turntable. He got up and took a stone from the ground, I hit him in the jaw, took a stone and drove it into his chest. Then I went to the store and bought a pack of dumplings. And now these drug addicts are afraid of me and give me all their money every time I go to the store for dumplings.

1)last saturday i visit my grandparents. -в прошлую субботу я навестил своих бабушку и дедушку.   2)my parents swept the paths in the garden.- мои родители подметали дорожки в саду.   3)we cooked a wonderful dinner. - мы готовили удивительный обед. 4)on sundays we usually clean our house.- в воскресенье мы обычно убираемся в нашем доме.

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